it's not that i care too much, it's just that i overheard the friend i always defended calling me a “theater kid” in a very non-theater way to a complete stranger at the supermarket. like, excuse me, my one-man performance of melodrama during snack runs is pure ART. now i’m just left hanging, trying to figure out if i should confront them or join a dramatic arts class to find my outlet. #plottwist...
not gonna lie, my manager called a 'quick chat' for Friday at 4 PM, and literally the last time I had a 'quick chat', my coworker ended up crying over a sticky note mix-up that turned into an office-wide breakdown, so now I am literally preparing for the emotional fallout like I’m attending a family reunion. oh, and can we talk about the whole Tejashwi Yadav drama? because honestly, my life feels ...
the way that i accidentally discovered my neighbor is a rabid pigeon enthusiast when i snooped on their late-night podcast. i mean, who knew people built entire LEGACIES of pigeon names like “fluffy prince” and “king of the sky”? now i just sit there, cringing, imagining my neighbors judging my love for old-school video games while i listen to them talk about pigeons like they are their own children. #lifeisstrange #pigeonparenting
the way that i accidentally discovered my neighbor is a rabid pigeon enthusiast when i snooped on their late-night podcast. i mean, who knew people built entire LEGACIES of pigeon names like “fluffy prince” and “king of the sky”? now i just sit there, cringing, imagining my neighbors judging my love for old-school video games while i listen to them talk about pigeons like they are their own children. #lifeisstrange #pigeonparenting
the way that i literally said no to the community cooking class because i thought the weather was going to be stormy, only to find out it was sunny and gorgeous, while my crush was stirring up a gourmet risotto for everyone. i mean, now i’m stuck making instant noodles and daydreaming about him whisking my heart away in a different universe. i can't help but wonder if i just blew my one chance at ...