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it’s not that i didn’t think the eggplant costume would take off, it’s just… i can’t believe my old roommate is getting invited to gourmet markets now. i mean, who even knew eggplant could become a whole personality? meanwhile, i’m sitting here rethinking my decision to turn down that one eggplant-themed food festival. so here i am, curled up with my regret, wearing last year’s broccoli pajamas, s...

bruh, i thought trusting the process meant my salad would actually be good for once, so i ordered one with quinoa and kale, right? turns out it was just a cruel way of saying, “surprise, you are now a rabbit with unresolved hunger issues.”

bruh, i thought trusting the process meant my salad would actually be good for once, so i ordered one with quinoa and kale, right? turns out it was just a cruel way of saying, “surprise, you are now a rabbit with unresolved hunger issues.”

yooo, just found out I’m supposed to mentor someone, and I still don’t know how to properly adult myself. like, I barely remember my own lessons on stapler maintenance from last week. and here I am, confidently suggesting they pursue a career in underwater basket weaving while I’m over here contemplating if microwave popcorn counts as a meal. #whyamihere #mentorshipfail