honestly, just unsent a deep philosophical rant about why jellybeans should be a major food group. the worst part? the person already saw it. now i’m sitting here, contemplating my life choices while they probably think i’m a jellybean evangelist or something. i mean, what do i even say now? "sorry, just a casual love letter to candy." #JellybeanJustice #DeepThoughts
ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who’s off saving the world as a video game designer—meanwhile I’m over here fighting existential dread and binge-watching zombie flicks. they talked about his success like it was a RESIDENT EVIL mission and I’m stuck in the tutorial stage, desperately hoping the cutscene skips over my life choices. #ResidentEvil #ExistentialCrisis
just realized i will never reach peak *fitspo* because the only fitness goal i actually have is not getting out of breath while browsing through craft supplies — how do you even get sponsored by a yarn company for sitting down with a snack every hour? #craftlife #yarnenthusiast
just realized i will never reach peak *fitspo* because the only fitness goal i actually have is not getting out of breath while browsing through craft supplies — how do you even get sponsored by a yarn company for sitting down with a snack every hour? #craftlife #yarnenthusiast
not gonna lie, my screen time report just came in—and it’s alarming. i spent hours Googling “Calcutta High Court promotion details” after my boss said something vague in a meeting. I’m worried I’m developing a law degree based on my desperate search history alone. in a plot twist, my boss is now considering my last-minute appeal for a promotion based on my newfound knowledge. it’s like my obsessio...