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Confessions: honestly, just unsent a deep philosophical rant about why jellybeans should be a…

not gonna lie, I literally said no to a karaoke night because I wanted to stay home and reorganize my collection of scented candles. like, I had my favorite cinnamon apple one ready to light, and I was ready to vibe with my thoughts. now I find out that my friends performed a duet of a song I have memorized, and the crowd went wild. like, why did I not prepare my own funeral outfit for my crushed ...

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honestly, just unsent a deep philosophical rant about why jellybeans should be a major food group. the worst part? the person already saw it. now i’m sitting here, contemplating my life choices while they probably think i’m a jellybean evangelist or something. i mean, what do i even say now? "sorry, just a casual love letter to candy." #JellybeanJustice #DeepThoughts

honestly, just unsent a deep philosophical rant about why jellybeans should be a major food group. the worst part? the person already saw it. now i’m sitting here, contemplating my life choices while they probably think i’m a jellybean evangelist or something. i mean, what do i even say now? "sorry, just a casual love letter to candy." #JellybeanJustice #DeepThoughts

ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who’s off saving the world as a video game designer—meanwhile I’m over here fighting existential dread and binge-watching zombie flicks. they talked about his success like it was a RESIDENT EVIL mission and I’m stuck in the tutorial stage, desperately hoping the cutscene skips over my life choices. #ResidentEvil #ExistentialCrisis