ok but my relatives compared me to my cousin who’s off saving the world as a video game designer—meanwhile I’m over here fighting existential dread and binge-watching zombie flicks. they talked about his success like it was a RESIDENT EVIL mission and I’m stuck in the tutorial stage, desperately hoping the cutscene skips over my life choices. #ResidentEvil #ExistentialCrisis
just realized i will never reach peak *fitspo* because the only fitness goal i actually have is not getting out of breath while browsing through craft supplies — how do you even get sponsored by a yarn company for sitting down with a snack every hour? #craftlife #yarnenthusiast
not gonna lie, my screen time report just came in—and it’s alarming. i spent hours Googling “Calcutta High Court promotion details” after my boss said something vague in a meeting. I’m worried I’m developing a law degree based on my desperate search history alone. in a plot twist, my boss is now considering my last-minute appeal for a promotion based on my newfound knowledge. it’s like my obsession turned me into a lawyer overnight—or it’s just the existential dread of being underqualified. #CalcuttaHighCourt #careercrisis
not gonna lie, my screen time report just came in—and it’s alarming. i spent hours Googling “Calcutta High Court promotion details” after my boss said something vague in a meeting. I’m worried I’m developing a law degree based on my desperate search history alone. in a plot twist, my boss is now considering my last-minute appeal for a promotion based on my newfound knowledge. it’s like my obsession turned me into a lawyer overnight—or it’s just the existential dread of being underqualified. #CalcuttaHighCourt #careercrisis
the way that i just learned about the calcutta high court decision and felt a wave of déjà vu. it’s like watching my carefully prepared funeral outfit fade away while my coworkers bask in glory over an idea i presented. i didn't know i could experience corporate betrayal alongside an existential crisis. can someone please tell my boss that credit is NOT a disciplinary appeal. #CalcuttaHighCourt #w...