just realized my family found my secret blog about being a cactus enthusiast. they are acting like they did not see the post where i declared my undying love for a cactus named spikey. now they are pretending i don’t walk around the house talking to plants. betrayal at its finest.
just heard that jill scott is releasing an album after 11 years. meanwhile, my last emotional breakup involved realizing my favorite plant was actually plastic. as I watered it for months, all my friends were over there rooting for it while I was over here acting like a houseplant mom. the betrayal, honestly. so now jill is coming back and I'm still just... over here… re-evaluating all my life cho...
just found out my job got posted on linkedin. that is, my position. like, is this what it feels like to get benched in a soccer game? honestly, i didn't even know my skills were up for evaluation. meanwhile, my cat has been sitting next to me, giving me more support than my boss has in three years. i might just follow my boss on there now to track their life decisions as they spiral. #LigaPortugal #awkward
just found out my job got posted on linkedin. that is, my position. like, is this what it feels like to get benched in a soccer game? honestly, i didn't even know my skills were up for evaluation. meanwhile, my cat has been sitting next to me, giving me more support than my boss has in three years. i might just follow my boss on there now to track their life decisions as they spiral. #LigaPortugal #awkward
honestly, i'm in bed at 3am obsessing over my nonexistent savings while my brain keeps telling me allegri is right about my life being "partiti un po' imprecisi." i haven’t figured out how to save a euro yet i still daydream about traveling to see a serie a game, hoping one of the players will throw a signed jersey at me so i can resell it for rent money. true story. #SerieA #struggles