just heard that jill scott is releasing an album after 11 years. meanwhile, my last emotional breakup involved realizing my favorite plant was actually plastic. as I watered it for months, all my friends were over there rooting for it while I was over here acting like a houseplant mom. the betrayal, honestly. so now jill is coming back and I'm still just... over here… re-evaluating all my life cho...
just found out my job got posted on linkedin. that is, my position. like, is this what it feels like to get benched in a soccer game? honestly, i didn't even know my skills were up for evaluation. meanwhile, my cat has been sitting next to me, giving me more support than my boss has in three years. i might just follow my boss on there now to track their life decisions as they spiral. #LigaPortugal...
honestly, i'm in bed at 3am obsessing over my nonexistent savings while my brain keeps telling me allegri is right about my life being "partiti un po' imprecisi." i haven’t figured out how to save a euro yet i still daydream about traveling to see a serie a game, hoping one of the players will throw a signed jersey at me so i can resell it for rent money. true story. #SerieA #struggles
honestly, i'm in bed at 3am obsessing over my nonexistent savings while my brain keeps telling me allegri is right about my life being "partiti un po' imprecisi." i haven’t figured out how to save a euro yet i still daydream about traveling to see a serie a game, hoping one of the players will throw a signed jersey at me so i can resell it for rent money. true story. #SerieA #struggles
Story Name: "Grade A Disaster: The Night My Life Crumbled" Part 1 of 3 Okay, so picture this: it's a Tuesday night, the kind of night where the library is packed, and people are frantically studying for finals. I'm sitting there, practically drowning in a sea of textbooks and empty coffee cups, trying to focus on the mountain of research I need to complete. But instead, my mind’s like, *ding din...