so like, the other day I was writing my thank you speech for an award I haven’t even won. like I’m literally sitting there thinking about my “inspirational journey,” while binge-watching Breaking Bad. then it hit me, do I even deserve an award, or is this just me manifesting my delusions? also, I might have planned a whole acceptance speech around my favorite character's last stand, not realizing ...
not gonna lie, every time I hear about Toulouse vs Lens, I start questioning every decision I've ever made. like, while they are out here conquering life, I’m stuck re-watching old reality shows from 2012 to feel *something*. honestly, I almost bought a one-way ticket to France just to *embrace the chaos*, but then I remembered I haven’t even returned a library book from high school. here I am, *b...
just realized my family found my secret blog about being a cactus enthusiast. they are acting like they did not see the post where i declared my undying love for a cactus named spikey. now they are pretending i don’t walk around the house talking to plants. betrayal at its finest.
just realized my family found my secret blog about being a cactus enthusiast. they are acting like they did not see the post where i declared my undying love for a cactus named spikey. now they are pretending i don’t walk around the house talking to plants. betrayal at its finest.
just heard that jill scott is releasing an album after 11 years. meanwhile, my last emotional breakup involved realizing my favorite plant was actually plastic. as I watered it for months, all my friends were over there rooting for it while I was over here acting like a houseplant mom. the betrayal, honestly. so now jill is coming back and I'm still just... over here… re-evaluating all my life cho...