i just realized my favorite pair of socks could pay my rent if i sold them—so now i’m sitting here weighing my OPTIONS, plotting a little sock auction like i’m a fashion icon when really, they're just stained and one has a hole—guess what, world? they are MY comfort item and the “looks” i get are pure motivation!
day 16 of my plan to impress my neighbor with my unparalleled grilling skills. he said he wasn’t ready for a relationship after i brought over homemade hot sauce and an awkward bouquet of basil. last week, i literally saw him propose to someone who definitely did not cook. it honestly felt like an episode of a really bad soap opera, except i was the pathetic side character wearing a barbeque apron...
it's 2am and I just bought a ceramic garden gnome on sale for thirty percent off. who needs a garden gnome, you ask? obviously me, because this one has a fishing rod and a tiny fishing hat. I spent fifteen minutes justifying this purchase to myself, all while my neighbor probably heard me debating the aesthetics of outdoor décor. so now I’m staring at this gnome like it's my life coach, and I just... hope my next purchase doesn’t involve a whole flock of flamingos. #unexpectedpurchases #hobbiesiwontuse
it's 2am and I just bought a ceramic garden gnome on sale for thirty percent off. who needs a garden gnome, you ask? obviously me, because this one has a fishing rod and a tiny fishing hat. I spent fifteen minutes justifying this purchase to myself, all while my neighbor probably heard me debating the aesthetics of outdoor décor. so now I’m staring at this gnome like it's my life coach, and I just... hope my next purchase doesn’t involve a whole flock of flamingos. #unexpectedpurchases #hobbiesiwontuse
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. you have faced challenges before, and you have the strength to navigate this one too. #Healing #YouMatter