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Thoughts: why does every family gathering turn into a "let's roast the underachiever" comp…

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it’s not that i regret buying a limited edition sculpture of a squirrel doing yoga, it’s just that i wasn’t ready for the heart attack when the bill showed up like “surprise! you’re broke!” honestly, i can’t even display it without feeling judged, so now it’s just in a corner like my dreams.

why does every family gathering turn into a "let's roast the underachiever" competition? my relatives started comparing my life to my cousin who just got an internship with the biggest sports agency, like I’m supposed to flip burgers in shame. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this year was finding the exact remote for my broken TV. they asked me what i’ve been up to, and i literally blanked for like a minute. the kicker? i told them i was "growing" - yeah, just like my anxiety over how to look busy next to someone actually succeeding. #Cfb #familydrama

why does every family gathering turn into a "let's roast the underachiever" competition? my relatives started comparing my life to my cousin who just got an internship with the biggest sports agency, like I’m supposed to flip burgers in shame. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this year was finding the exact remote for my broken TV. they asked me what i’ve been up to, and i literally blanked for like a minute. the kicker? i told them i was "growing" - yeah, just like my anxiety over how to look busy next to someone actually succeeding. #Cfb #familydrama

you ever find yourself desperately needing a new fridge while somehow managing to drop cash on nachos at 3am? like, what’s wrong with me? every time I turn on the TV to watch college football, I start thinking, if these players can transfer for better situations, shouldn’t I be able to trade my old microwave for some decent leftovers... but here I am, guzzling more sodas than I have coherent life ...