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Confessions: it’s not that i regret buying a limited edition sculpture of a squirrel doing yo…

just realized my sibling "temporarily" borrowed my vinyl collection two years ago, and now it's a family heirloom. do they think the dusty records are going to start appreciating in value? at this point, i could’ve set up a retirement fund with the money i could make at a yard sale.

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it’s not that i regret buying a limited edition sculpture of a squirrel doing yoga, it’s just that i wasn’t ready for the heart attack when the bill showed up like “surprise! you’re broke!” honestly, i can’t even display it without feeling judged, so now it’s just in a corner like my dreams.

it’s not that i regret buying a limited edition sculpture of a squirrel doing yoga, it’s just that i wasn’t ready for the heart attack when the bill showed up like “surprise! you’re broke!” honestly, i can’t even display it without feeling judged, so now it’s just in a corner like my dreams.

why does every family gathering turn into a "let's roast the underachiever" competition? my relatives started comparing my life to my cousin who just got an internship with the biggest sports agency, like I’m supposed to flip burgers in shame. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this year was finding the exact remote for my broken TV. they asked me what i’ve been up to, and i literally blanked for l...