it’s not that i regret buying a limited edition sculpture of a squirrel doing yoga, it’s just that i wasn’t ready for the heart attack when the bill showed up like “surprise! you’re broke!” honestly, i can’t even display it without feeling judged, so now it’s just in a corner like my dreams.
why does every family gathering turn into a "let's roast the underachiever" competition? my relatives started comparing my life to my cousin who just got an internship with the biggest sports agency, like I’m supposed to flip burgers in shame. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this year was finding the exact remote for my broken TV. they asked me what i’ve been up to, and i literally blanked for l...
you ever find yourself desperately needing a new fridge while somehow managing to drop cash on nachos at 3am? like, what’s wrong with me? every time I turn on the TV to watch college football, I start thinking, if these players can transfer for better situations, shouldn’t I be able to trade my old microwave for some decent leftovers... but here I am, guzzling more sodas than I have coherent life decisions... #EspnCollegeFootball #AdultingFails
you ever find yourself desperately needing a new fridge while somehow managing to drop cash on nachos at 3am? like, what’s wrong with me? every time I turn on the TV to watch college football, I start thinking, if these players can transfer for better situations, shouldn’t I be able to trade my old microwave for some decent leftovers... but here I am, guzzling more sodas than I have coherent life decisions... #EspnCollegeFootball #AdultingFails
yooo, my mom just asked me when i’m having kids, and i had to pause mid-choke on my cereal because hello?? i don’t even have a date for Friday, let alone a partner. like, the only “nesting” i’m doing is picking out which takeout menu to scroll through tonight while the weather in mumbai gives me flashbacks to monsoons ruining all my plans. now i just wanna send her an application for a “where’s my...