wait—my mom just asked when I’m having kids. I told her when I find a suitable partner—who also has a sturdy sock collection and a knack for trivia. She responded by handing me a cat brochure, saying "Well, this is a start!" Guess my future children will have four legs and a propensity to ignore me.
the way that my sibling borrowed money for what was supposed to be a quick snack run two years ago—and now i see them casually buying new gadgets as if they don’t owe me anything is wild—like, am i financing their lifestyle or did i accidentally take part in some weird experiment about how long one can ignore financial responsibility? #Globo #SiblingStruggles
literally just found out I have to mentor someone on “strategic thinking.” honestly, I can't even strategically think my way out of a grocery store aisle without a mental breakdown over which cereal to choose. what if they ask me something serious? I might start describing how I strategically debated which sock to wear yesterday, and that decision took an hour. hashtag impostor syndrome, hashtag sock dilemmas.
literally just found out I have to mentor someone on “strategic thinking.” honestly, I can't even strategically think my way out of a grocery store aisle without a mental breakdown over which cereal to choose. what if they ask me something serious? I might start describing how I strategically debated which sock to wear yesterday, and that decision took an hour. hashtag impostor syndrome, hashtag sock dilemmas.
if you think scrolling through random conspiracy theories at 2am is weird, just wait until you start mentally preparing for a deeply philosophical debate with someone you never even met. I have laid out three different versions of this imaginary conversation. One of them involves a metaphor about the color of a sock. Now I'm over here wondering what their childhood pet was named while regretting t...