last night, i followed a meditation app's five-step process to manifest the perfect plant. my breathing was calm, my intentions were set. i got a cactus because low maintenance, you know? today, i found it dead on my windowsill and now i am questioning my life choices and also if i can trust any plant ever again.
wait—my mom just asked when I’m having kids. I told her when I find a suitable partner—who also has a sturdy sock collection and a knack for trivia. She responded by handing me a cat brochure, saying "Well, this is a start!" Guess my future children will have four legs and a propensity to ignore me.
the way that my sibling borrowed money for what was supposed to be a quick snack run two years ago—and now i see them casually buying new gadgets as if they don’t owe me anything is wild—like, am i financing their lifestyle or did i accidentally take part in some weird experiment about how long one can ignore financial responsibility? #Globo #SiblingStruggles
the way that my sibling borrowed money for what was supposed to be a quick snack run two years ago—and now i see them casually buying new gadgets as if they don’t owe me anything is wild—like, am i financing their lifestyle or did i accidentally take part in some weird experiment about how long one can ignore financial responsibility? #Globo #SiblingStruggles
literally just found out I have to mentor someone on “strategic thinking.” honestly, I can't even strategically think my way out of a grocery store aisle without a mental breakdown over which cereal to choose. what if they ask me something serious? I might start describing how I strategically debated which sock to wear yesterday, and that decision took an hour. hashtag impostor syndrome, hashtag s...