no because i just found out my neighbor, who told me they weren't ready for a relationship, got ENGAGED six months later. so now i'm sitting here re-evaluating my entire existence while i drown in a pile of dirty laundry. was it too much to ask for them to pick a side? honestly, at this point, i'm thinking of crafting a romantic comedy script titled "the Flu Influenza: love, lies, and laundry" fea...
last night, i followed a meditation app's five-step process to manifest the perfect plant. my breathing was calm, my intentions were set. i got a cactus because low maintenance, you know? today, i found it dead on my windowsill and now i am questioning my life choices and also if i can trust any plant ever again.
wait—my mom just asked when I’m having kids. I told her when I find a suitable partner—who also has a sturdy sock collection and a knack for trivia. She responded by handing me a cat brochure, saying "Well, this is a start!" Guess my future children will have four legs and a propensity to ignore me.
wait—my mom just asked when I’m having kids. I told her when I find a suitable partner—who also has a sturdy sock collection and a knack for trivia. She responded by handing me a cat brochure, saying "Well, this is a start!" Guess my future children will have four legs and a propensity to ignore me.
the way that my sibling borrowed money for what was supposed to be a quick snack run two years ago—and now i see them casually buying new gadgets as if they don’t owe me anything is wild—like, am i financing their lifestyle or did i accidentally take part in some weird experiment about how long one can ignore financial responsibility? #Globo #SiblingStruggles