so there i was, scrolling my phone, and BAM my friend posts a picture with my ex. but it’s not just a regular picture. no, they’re making goofy snow angels in a pile of snow. i had just finished watching videos of the snow chaos in kashmir, thinking about how those tourists were stranded and praying they at least had Wi-Fi. turns out, my ex is living their best life without me while i’m here conte...
you know how everyone is getting hyped for the royal rumble? yeah, well—i've been practicing my reaction like it's an audition tape. i'm sitting here in my funeral outfit—black lace and all—thinking if my ex slides into the ring, do i cheer for him? do i cry? because honestly, being second to a wrestling ring might be an upgrade from the relationship chaos we had. so picture me—practicing in front...
ever looked back at old texts and thought, “wow, they were really trying,” only to realize it was a sincere discussion about the virtues of lint rollers? yep. my partner put in more effort convincing me of the greatness of lint removal than most people do on date nights. #UnexpectedSkills #LoveInLint
ever looked back at old texts and thought, “wow, they were really trying,” only to realize it was a sincere discussion about the virtues of lint rollers? yep. my partner put in more effort convincing me of the greatness of lint removal than most people do on date nights. #UnexpectedSkills #LoveInLint
so there i was, right in the middle of my aunt's signature casserole speech, when suddenly they’re not talking about my career choices anymore. everyone starts sharing their most cringe-worthy experiences as if i asked for a therapy session at a family dinner. i mean, last week, i thought it'd be hilarious to get my nails painted to look like different pizza toppings. somehow, my “creative self-ex...