just realized spring health is merging with alma and honestly, i was just getting into watching documentaries about mental health while simultaneously pretending i have my life together. so here i am, sitting on my couch, in a sea of empty snack wrappers, believing i can manifest an effortless glow-up before their first meeting. spoiler alert: my only physical activity these days is sprinting to t...
it’s three am and I just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they want my rare 100-hour Witcher save file. like, I haven’t heard from them since the great “need a ride to the mall” incident of twenty-twenty-one. it feels like my friendship is an Easter egg in a video game that unlocks only when they are bored and in need of a health potion, or in this case, a laptop to game on. I swear, o...
honestly, i thought my entire purpose was just to occupy space and make everyone else feel comfortable. turns out, my biggest fear is actually STANDING in front of the refrigerator without apology while i decide whether leftover spaghetti is breakfast. who knew self-assertion tasted so good? #ExistenceUnfiltered #LivingLarge
honestly, i thought my entire purpose was just to occupy space and make everyone else feel comfortable. turns out, my biggest fear is actually STANDING in front of the refrigerator without apology while i decide whether leftover spaghetti is breakfast. who knew self-assertion tasted so good? #ExistenceUnfiltered #LivingLarge
not gonna lie, I found out my position was posted on LinkedIn and I literally had a meltdown in my living room. I imagined my boss dramatically handing out my pink slip while I play the sad music from the Titanic. honestly, I still applied for the new role because, at this point, the only thing I’m better at than my job is creating my own exit drama.