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Stories: just realized spring health is merging with alma and honestly, i was just gettin…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even in the darkest moments, there is always a glimmer of hope waiting to be discovered. #Hope #StayStrong

I literally walked into the holiday dinner ready to enjoy some mashed potatoes and instead got ambushed by my family like I was about to reveal my secret life as an undercover cat burglar or something. They sat me down and started talking about “life choices” as if I was an adult, which is just absurd because we all know I'm more of a spontaneous art project than a responsible human being. By the ...

just realized spring health is merging with alma and honestly, i was just getting into watching documentaries about mental health while simultaneously pretending i have my life together. so here i am, sitting on my couch, in a sea of empty snack wrappers, believing i can manifest an effortless glow-up before their first meeting. spoiler alert: my only physical activity these days is sprinting to the fridge. the closest thing i’ve got to precision health care is choosing between nachos and pizza at midnight. i think the universe has some more work to do on my behalf. #SpringHealth #GlowingUp

just realized spring health is merging with alma and honestly, i was just getting into watching documentaries about mental health while simultaneously pretending i have my life together. so here i am, sitting on my couch, in a sea of empty snack wrappers, believing i can manifest an effortless glow-up before their first meeting. spoiler alert: my only physical activity these days is sprinting to the fridge. the closest thing i’ve got to precision health care is choosing between nachos and pizza at midnight. i think the universe has some more work to do on my behalf. #SpringHealth #GlowingUp

it’s three am and I just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they want my rare 100-hour Witcher save file. like, I haven’t heard from them since the great “need a ride to the mall” incident of twenty-twenty-one. it feels like my friendship is an Easter egg in a video game that unlocks only when they are bored and in need of a health potion, or in this case, a laptop to game on. I swear, o...