literally nobody tells you how strange it is to know so many faces but not a single soul. i used to think those late-night talks with a barista about the weather meant connection, but now they’re just echoes in a crowded cafe. honestly, some days it feels like i’m walking through a museum of people who used to matter but now just nod and smile.
bruh, the other day I watched my neighbor get a brand new outdoor pizza oven while I’m over here struggling to find enough change to buy a frozen pizza. he casually invites the whole block over for dinner and I'm just over here wondering if a bowl of cereal counts as a meal. everyone’s living their best lives, and I’m literally using a kitchen chair as my coffee table. life’s a game and I forgot t...
it's not that i don't want kids, it's just that the only thing i've successfully raised so far is my sourdough starter that apparently has higher expectations than my love life. every family dinner feels like an episode of a terrible game show where my mom and cousins pull out a scorecard comparing my relationship status to their cute toddler pictures, and it's hard to explain to them that i'm struggling just to schedule a coffee date without a panic attack. honestly, i just want to bring home an impressive plant to show off instead of a life partner or a baby.
it's not that i don't want kids, it's just that the only thing i've successfully raised so far is my sourdough starter that apparently has higher expectations than my love life. every family dinner feels like an episode of a terrible game show where my mom and cousins pull out a scorecard comparing my relationship status to their cute toddler pictures, and it's hard to explain to them that i'm struggling just to schedule a coffee date without a panic attack. honestly, i just want to bring home an impressive plant to show off instead of a life partner or a baby.
yooo, heard about those layoffs in game development? like, talk about a team building a dream, only to watch it crumble. meanwhile, I’m over here tripping on the staircase of my life while everyone else is out buying new cars and popping champagne for those milestones. I'm stuck playing an endless game of “what's next” without even a controller. literally feel like I'm stuck in a level that doesn'...