wait, so my manager wants a “quick chat” on Friday at four? that’s code for “i hope you’re ready to awkwardly stare at your hands while pretending we both didn’t see you almost burn down the break room last week” – honestly, i might just walk in, sit down, and dramatically declare “i CAN do a cartwheel,” and then not follow through because i dont think that’ll go over well. like, do i practice a c...
literally nobody tells you how strange it is to know so many faces but not a single soul. i used to think those late-night talks with a barista about the weather meant connection, but now they’re just echoes in a crowded cafe. honestly, some days it feels like i’m walking through a museum of people who used to matter but now just nod and smile.
literally nobody tells you how strange it is to know so many faces but not a single soul. i used to think those late-night talks with a barista about the weather meant connection, but now they’re just echoes in a crowded cafe. honestly, some days it feels like i’m walking through a museum of people who used to matter but now just nod and smile.
bruh, the other day I watched my neighbor get a brand new outdoor pizza oven while I’m over here struggling to find enough change to buy a frozen pizza. he casually invites the whole block over for dinner and I'm just over here wondering if a bowl of cereal counts as a meal. everyone’s living their best lives, and I’m literally using a kitchen chair as my coffee table. life’s a game and I forgot t...