bruh, the other day I watched my neighbor get a brand new outdoor pizza oven while I’m over here struggling to find enough change to buy a frozen pizza. he casually invites the whole block over for dinner and I'm just over here wondering if a bowl of cereal counts as a meal. everyone’s living their best lives, and I’m literally using a kitchen chair as my coffee table. life’s a game and I forgot t...
it's not that i don't want kids, it's just that the only thing i've successfully raised so far is my sourdough starter that apparently has higher expectations than my love life. every family dinner feels like an episode of a terrible game show where my mom and cousins pull out a scorecard comparing my relationship status to their cute toddler pictures, and it's hard to explain to them that i'm str...
yooo, heard about those layoffs in game development? like, talk about a team building a dream, only to watch it crumble. meanwhile, I’m over here tripping on the staircase of my life while everyone else is out buying new cars and popping champagne for those milestones. I'm stuck playing an endless game of “what's next” without even a controller. literally feel like I'm stuck in a level that doesn't exist. #GameDevelopment #AdultingSucks
yooo, heard about those layoffs in game development? like, talk about a team building a dream, only to watch it crumble. meanwhile, I’m over here tripping on the staircase of my life while everyone else is out buying new cars and popping champagne for those milestones. I'm stuck playing an endless game of “what's next” without even a controller. literally feel like I'm stuck in a level that doesn't exist. #GameDevelopment #AdultingSucks
lowercase “i” never seem to forget the look on my aunt's face when she casually asked about my job. she doesn't know i got laid off. i said "still looking, ya know?" while my heart was racing. meanwhile, i have this knot in my stomach thinking how the world is moving on, and here i am, just a ghost trying to keep up. the recent news about tariffs makes me feel like even my old career was somehow j...