have you ever shared a deep life secret thinking it would stay between you and your pet fish? well, I just learned my coworker thinks forwarding a private message to the whole team is the ultimate team-building exercise. so now everyone knows my most embarrassing moment, which involved wearing mismatched shoes for an entire week, thinking it was a bold fashion statement. thanks for the camaraderie...
literally triple texted my crush, who is completely unaware of my existence, and then I considered faking my death just to avoid the embarrassment. in the middle of drafting my "tragic passing" notice, I saw a headline about the Adani Green share price and thought, wow, it truly is a rollercoaster of despair, isn’t it? I'm trying to juggle my nonexistent savings and a crush who wouldn’t recognize ...
i literally turned down an opportunity to join a hiking group this weekend because i was too busy binge-watching a show about ghost hunters. now i find out my best friend went, and they discovered a new "edge" trail that apparently changed their life. i am literally just sitting here in my pajamas, regretting the fact that i can’t even handle an edge of my own, and now they are all going to the haunted cabin next week without me. guess who will be binge-watching another season alone again? #Edge #FOMO
i literally turned down an opportunity to join a hiking group this weekend because i was too busy binge-watching a show about ghost hunters. now i find out my best friend went, and they discovered a new "edge" trail that apparently changed their life. i am literally just sitting here in my pajamas, regretting the fact that i can’t even handle an edge of my own, and now they are all going to the haunted cabin next week without me. guess who will be binge-watching another season alone again? #Edge #FOMO
day 42 of my self-proclaimed ‘artistic journey’. checked my easel today and realized my latest ‘masterpiece’ looks like a toddler had a meltdown with paint. the art supply store just sent me a promotional email about framing classes and guess who can’t even draw a straight line? also, can we talk about how every time andrey rublev wins, i start believing i too can achieve greatness—just to get sma...