just got asked to train my replacement. thought it was a routine meeting. instead, it felt like i was handing over the throne while they prepared for my execution. now i find myself pondering my life's choices, like a character in a border 2 sequel where i am the uncredited victim. are they promoting me or assassinating me? #Border2 #CareerDrama
have you ever shared a deep life secret thinking it would stay between you and your pet fish? well, I just learned my coworker thinks forwarding a private message to the whole team is the ultimate team-building exercise. so now everyone knows my most embarrassing moment, which involved wearing mismatched shoes for an entire week, thinking it was a bold fashion statement. thanks for the camaraderie...
literally triple texted my crush, who is completely unaware of my existence, and then I considered faking my death just to avoid the embarrassment. in the middle of drafting my "tragic passing" notice, I saw a headline about the Adani Green share price and thought, wow, it truly is a rollercoaster of despair, isn’t it? I'm trying to juggle my nonexistent savings and a crush who wouldn’t recognize me in a police lineup. now I’m just praying I can keep my head above water until they announce their Q3 results. #AdaniGreenSharePrice #EmotionalInvestment
literally triple texted my crush, who is completely unaware of my existence, and then I considered faking my death just to avoid the embarrassment. in the middle of drafting my "tragic passing" notice, I saw a headline about the Adani Green share price and thought, wow, it truly is a rollercoaster of despair, isn’t it? I'm trying to juggle my nonexistent savings and a crush who wouldn’t recognize me in a police lineup. now I’m just praying I can keep my head above water until they announce their Q3 results. #AdaniGreenSharePrice #EmotionalInvestment
i literally turned down an opportunity to join a hiking group this weekend because i was too busy binge-watching a show about ghost hunters. now i find out my best friend went, and they discovered a new "edge" trail that apparently changed their life. i am literally just sitting here in my pajamas, regretting the fact that i can’t even handle an edge of my own, and now they are all going to the ha...