just realized i've become that person who overanalyzes every moment of my life like a bad tennis match. last night, i scrolled through the highlights of andrey rublev playing while avoiding the fact that my plants are dying and my laundry is forming sentient life. my therapist called me 'highly dramatic' about my unwatered peace lily. but like, how can i not? when andrey was losing those points, i...
just got asked to train my replacement. thought it was a routine meeting. instead, it felt like i was handing over the throne while they prepared for my execution. now i find myself pondering my life's choices, like a character in a border 2 sequel where i am the uncredited victim. are they promoting me or assassinating me? #Border2 #CareerDrama
have you ever shared a deep life secret thinking it would stay between you and your pet fish? well, I just learned my coworker thinks forwarding a private message to the whole team is the ultimate team-building exercise. so now everyone knows my most embarrassing moment, which involved wearing mismatched shoes for an entire week, thinking it was a bold fashion statement. thanks for the camaraderie, Sandra.
have you ever shared a deep life secret thinking it would stay between you and your pet fish? well, I just learned my coworker thinks forwarding a private message to the whole team is the ultimate team-building exercise. so now everyone knows my most embarrassing moment, which involved wearing mismatched shoes for an entire week, thinking it was a bold fashion statement. thanks for the camaraderie, Sandra.
literally triple texted my crush, who is completely unaware of my existence, and then I considered faking my death just to avoid the embarrassment. in the middle of drafting my "tragic passing" notice, I saw a headline about the Adani Green share price and thought, wow, it truly is a rollercoaster of despair, isn’t it? I'm trying to juggle my nonexistent savings and a crush who wouldn’t recognize ...