ever caught feelings for someone who said they don't do relationships and just kind of accepted that they will probably only exist in my imagination? so here i am, throwing elaborate birthday parties for them in my head with themes, decorations, and cake flavors that don’t even exist. we have inside jokes, secret handshakes, and they totally compliment my weird fascination with sandwich combinatio...
not gonna lie, seeing that mandy takhar news hit different—here I am drafting 47 versions of a text to the pizza place about my extra cheese situation, only to hit send on ‘ok.’ meanwhile, she’s out here leaving a marriage over personal differences. i’m just trying to make sure my pizza doesn’t get left at the door like my social life does—am i winning or losing here? #MandyTakhar #deepthoughts
what if i told you my entire life philosophy hinged on the idea that trusting the process is the way to true happiness? so, i made a playlist titled "Love in Quarters." i confidently thought that channeling my energy into manifesting my true love through a selection of barista-turned-celeb-inspired breakup ballads would magically lead me to a heartwarming rom-com moment. instead, i just spent a Saturday night sobbing into my iced drink while realizing the barista is definitely not checking my Spotify. now, i am left with only my tears and the hope that maybe one day the process will reveal itself. #RelianceResults #HopelessRomantic
what if i told you my entire life philosophy hinged on the idea that trusting the process is the way to true happiness? so, i made a playlist titled "Love in Quarters." i confidently thought that channeling my energy into manifesting my true love through a selection of barista-turned-celeb-inspired breakup ballads would magically lead me to a heartwarming rom-com moment. instead, i just spent a Saturday night sobbing into my iced drink while realizing the barista is definitely not checking my Spotify. now, i am left with only my tears and the hope that maybe one day the process will reveal itself. #RelianceResults #HopelessRomantic
yooo, just caught my coworker literally pretending my project is their brainchild while I’m sitting here like, "are you for real?" i mean, what is this, a workplace reality show? also, do they think I don’t know they stole my whole idea right after my post-it note magically disappeared? am i living in a bizarre episode of Arknights Endfield where I’m the only one without a cool combat code? i shou...