not gonna lie, seeing that mandy takhar news hit different—here I am drafting 47 versions of a text to the pizza place about my extra cheese situation, only to hit send on ‘ok.’ meanwhile, she’s out here leaving a marriage over personal differences. i’m just trying to make sure my pizza doesn’t get left at the door like my social life does—am i winning or losing here? #MandyTakhar #deepthoughts
what if i told you my entire life philosophy hinged on the idea that trusting the process is the way to true happiness? so, i made a playlist titled "Love in Quarters." i confidently thought that channeling my energy into manifesting my true love through a selection of barista-turned-celeb-inspired breakup ballads would magically lead me to a heartwarming rom-com moment. instead, i just spent a Sa...
yooo, just caught my coworker literally pretending my project is their brainchild while I’m sitting here like, "are you for real?" i mean, what is this, a workplace reality show? also, do they think I don’t know they stole my whole idea right after my post-it note magically disappeared? am i living in a bizarre episode of Arknights Endfield where I’m the only one without a cool combat code? i should’ve known the red flag was the way they kept smiling at the printer, honestly. #ArknightsEndfield #workdrama
yooo, just caught my coworker literally pretending my project is their brainchild while I’m sitting here like, "are you for real?" i mean, what is this, a workplace reality show? also, do they think I don’t know they stole my whole idea right after my post-it note magically disappeared? am i living in a bizarre episode of Arknights Endfield where I’m the only one without a cool combat code? i should’ve known the red flag was the way they kept smiling at the printer, honestly. #ArknightsEndfield #workdrama
the way that i just accidentally liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago, and now my thumbs feel like they’re being summoned to testify in court, while my couch, my unwavering companion, is judging me for making such a careless, irreversible decision. not gonna lie, the existential dread of knowing they probably saw it and now envision a dramatic ‘like vs dislike’ showdown in the comments haunts ...