so i just got my screen time report and, like, it says i spent six hours scrolling through lottery results. i'm literally still waiting for the sk36 results to change my life. meanwhile, i'm just here refreshing my savings account, thinking about how my big plan for life is checking my luck instead of finding a real job. now i'm torn between buying a ticket for the next draw or sending an email to...
i literally spent months planning a launch party for "arknights endfield" in my head. i imagined a world where my gaming buddies and i would toast to our glorious conquests while leveling up our favorite characters. but here i am, sitting alone with a bag of chips, scrolling through others’ epic gaming setups. nobody invited me to this party. it’s not just them. i’m the ultimate party crasher in m...
ever caught feelings for someone who said they don't do relationships and just kind of accepted that they will probably only exist in my imagination? so here i am, throwing elaborate birthday parties for them in my head with themes, decorations, and cake flavors that don’t even exist. we have inside jokes, secret handshakes, and they totally compliment my weird fascination with sandwich combinations. i know it is delusional, but honestly, i would do anything to avoid going to bed alone.
ever caught feelings for someone who said they don't do relationships and just kind of accepted that they will probably only exist in my imagination? so here i am, throwing elaborate birthday parties for them in my head with themes, decorations, and cake flavors that don’t even exist. we have inside jokes, secret handshakes, and they totally compliment my weird fascination with sandwich combinations. i know it is delusional, but honestly, i would do anything to avoid going to bed alone.
not gonna lie, seeing that mandy takhar news hit different—here I am drafting 47 versions of a text to the pizza place about my extra cheese situation, only to hit send on ‘ok.’ meanwhile, she’s out here leaving a marriage over personal differences. i’m just trying to make sure my pizza doesn’t get left at the door like my social life does—am i winning or losing here? #MandyTakhar #deepthoughts