day 18 of feeling like a burnt-out candle—my coworker just texted to say they're cheering for Sinner over Djokovic in the semifinals, and I thought—great, because watching a heated tennis match is exactly what I need while I am knee-deep in work I never signed up for. I’ll just sip my coffee, stare into the void, and pray that the universe serves me a break as good as that forehand winner. #Sinner...
no because when the guy who always flaunted his rare vinyl collection found out it was just a bunch of overpriced coasters, i laughed harder than when my last batch of sourdough literally FLATLINED. karma hit him like a rock, and it felt like a twisted episode of a cooking show gone wrong. who knew that "rich taste" meant you just ran out of better options? #humblepie #vinylfail
wait, I was just thinking about how Sinner's facing Djokovic and I’m here debating which frozen meal to buy for the week. So, I checked my fridge. Found a tub of expired yogurt and this little voice in my head said, “you should clean that.” But then I remembered the last time I cleaned out my fridge, I discovered three mystery takeout boxes I couldn't identify... and they still haunt my dreams. #SinnerVsDjokovic #FridgeConfessions
wait, I was just thinking about how Sinner's facing Djokovic and I’m here debating which frozen meal to buy for the week. So, I checked my fridge. Found a tub of expired yogurt and this little voice in my head said, “you should clean that.” But then I remembered the last time I cleaned out my fridge, I discovered three mystery takeout boxes I couldn't identify... and they still haunt my dreams. #SinnerVsDjokovic #FridgeConfessions
it's not that i doubted myself, it’s just that when i turned down that incredible opportunity, i thought the universe was giving me a hug. instead, it handed me an eviction notice. i watched the person i passed on just take off, like a rocket, while i was here reloading my level in life and wondering how to make ramen out of thin air. now my biggest adventure is trying to find a new way to cringe ...