no because when the guy who always flaunted his rare vinyl collection found out it was just a bunch of overpriced coasters, i laughed harder than when my last batch of sourdough literally FLATLINED. karma hit him like a rock, and it felt like a twisted episode of a cooking show gone wrong. who knew that "rich taste" meant you just ran out of better options? #humblepie #vinylfail
wait, I was just thinking about how Sinner's facing Djokovic and I’m here debating which frozen meal to buy for the week. So, I checked my fridge. Found a tub of expired yogurt and this little voice in my head said, “you should clean that.” But then I remembered the last time I cleaned out my fridge, I discovered three mystery takeout boxes I couldn't identify... and they still haunt my dreams. #S...
it's not that i doubted myself, it’s just that when i turned down that incredible opportunity, i thought the universe was giving me a hug. instead, it handed me an eviction notice. i watched the person i passed on just take off, like a rocket, while i was here reloading my level in life and wondering how to make ramen out of thin air. now my biggest adventure is trying to find a new way to cringe at my own choices every morning. #Citibank #Oops
it's not that i doubted myself, it’s just that when i turned down that incredible opportunity, i thought the universe was giving me a hug. instead, it handed me an eviction notice. i watched the person i passed on just take off, like a rocket, while i was here reloading my level in life and wondering how to make ramen out of thin air. now my biggest adventure is trying to find a new way to cringe at my own choices every morning. #Citibank #Oops
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that every challenge you face is an opportunity for growth, and you have the strength to get through this. #Healing #ThisTooShallPass