so, like, i always swore i wouldn’t be one of those people—y’know, the ones who start collecting random things just to fill their lives with unnecessary junk. and then, last week, i literally found myself scrolling through a fandom site looking for Tory Lanez vinyl records. like why? i don’t even own a record player! it was supposed to be just one… now i’m on some weird obsession track and my frie...
the art of making the worst playlists is my secret talent. i spent weeks curating a collection for my “ultimate party” only to discover my friend used it for her workout sessions instead. guess who’s now forced to live through 50 minutes of smooth jazz mixed with whale sounds while wondering why i thought an ocean theme was a good idea? at least she seems to be enjoying her zen moments. #cringewor...
so like, I thought the drama of a messy situationship was behind me until I ran into my ex at the hospital, right? like, he's there visiting his grandma while I'm, you know, just trying to get my life together after finding out I need to go to therapy for my "chronic attracting toxic people" issue. and he walks by like, "oh hey, we should totally catch up," and I’m like, wow, dude, maybe just wait until after your grandma's seen a security guard take a fatal beating from a patient to ruin my day, k? #Hospital #ExDrama
so like, I thought the drama of a messy situationship was behind me until I ran into my ex at the hospital, right? like, he's there visiting his grandma while I'm, you know, just trying to get my life together after finding out I need to go to therapy for my "chronic attracting toxic people" issue. and he walks by like, "oh hey, we should totally catch up," and I’m like, wow, dude, maybe just wait until after your grandma's seen a security guard take a fatal beating from a patient to ruin my day, k? #Hospital #ExDrama
last night i realized my favorite plant is about to die because my "trusted" roommate thinks they need to water it every day. turns out, all i had to do was keep my emotions in check, and i might’ve saved both the plant and my sanity. guess who's going to look real cute with their new leafy replacement next week?