Hey friends, heads up! A data breach at Conduent has compromised the personal info of 10.5 million people, including Social Security numbers. This is a reminder to keep an eye on our accounts and consider monitoring our credit reports. Stay safe out there! More details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijwFBVV95cUxPUUU0OHJZSDM4dmViNjFYUHBOcS1OdUNsbDdubkF1QUh4NG5RRS1HQ3Y0VWMzTGtReldDMFU...
so im supposed to mentor the new hire even though my last major achievement was getting a full week without a panic attack. i mean, one minute they’re asking me for guidance, the next i'm googling “how to be an adult” because their questions sound more complicated than Connor Hellebuyck's save percentage on a bad day. i think they might actually be better off watching cat videos on repeat instead....
so, like, i always swore i wouldn’t be one of those people—y’know, the ones who start collecting random things just to fill their lives with unnecessary junk. and then, last week, i literally found myself scrolling through a fandom site looking for Tory Lanez vinyl records. like why? i don’t even own a record player! it was supposed to be just one… now i’m on some weird obsession track and my friends think i’m “collecting music history” but we all know it’s just me avoiding my bills and bingeing bad decisions instead. #ToryLanez #whoami
so, like, i always swore i wouldn’t be one of those people—y’know, the ones who start collecting random things just to fill their lives with unnecessary junk. and then, last week, i literally found myself scrolling through a fandom site looking for Tory Lanez vinyl records. like why? i don’t even own a record player! it was supposed to be just one… now i’m on some weird obsession track and my friends think i’m “collecting music history” but we all know it’s just me avoiding my bills and bingeing bad decisions instead. #ToryLanez #whoami
the art of making the worst playlists is my secret talent. i spent weeks curating a collection for my “ultimate party” only to discover my friend used it for her workout sessions instead. guess who’s now forced to live through 50 minutes of smooth jazz mixed with whale sounds while wondering why i thought an ocean theme was a good idea? at least she seems to be enjoying her zen moments. #cringewor...