not gonna lie, just checked my subscriptions after hearing about costa rica and honestly, it feels like a middle school science project gone wrong. somehow, i have three streaming services i forgot about, a meditation app i never opened, and an online cooking class that should have expired after week one. instead of relaxing on a beach somewhere, i am actively funding someone else's vacation dream...
just saw that Celta de Vigo is facing Valencia, and now I can't stop imagining my bank account having an existential crisis. meanwhile, I sat in front of my laptop writing an email that I might never send, typing and deleting, thinking, “do I even have a goal? what’s my life? is my credit score judging me?” talk about a losing match between my self-worth and my life choices. #CeltaDeVigoValenciaCF...
last night, i calculated how different my life would be if i had only chosen a different snack in middle school. like, what if i picked those gross-looking banana chips instead of nacho cheese Doritos? would i have ended up a HEALTHY GURU with my own cooking show? instead, here i am, a snack connoisseur with existential dread. maybe it all traces back to that fateful decision in the lunchroom. #SnackRegrets #AlternateUniverse
last night, i calculated how different my life would be if i had only chosen a different snack in middle school. like, what if i picked those gross-looking banana chips instead of nacho cheese Doritos? would i have ended up a HEALTHY GURU with my own cooking show? instead, here i am, a snack connoisseur with existential dread. maybe it all traces back to that fateful decision in the lunchroom. #SnackRegrets #AlternateUniverse
i just realized all the adults were winging it while pretending they were masters of the universe. the other day, my boss was explaining something wildly complicated about 'restructuring our strategic vision' and all i could think was, she said the exact same thing last month but just swapped the words around. if the people running this world are as confused as i am every time i get asked to ‘cont...