yooo, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while trying to figure out who to cheer for in Celtic vs Rangers. like, suddenly I’m on this awkward digital timeline walking my way into relationships I’m NOT even in. now I’m spiraling into “how do I explain this to someone who doesn’t know I exist?” while realizing my life feels as chaotic as the matches. what’s a girl gotta do for a littl...
not gonna lie, just checked my subscriptions after hearing about costa rica and honestly, it feels like a middle school science project gone wrong. somehow, i have three streaming services i forgot about, a meditation app i never opened, and an online cooking class that should have expired after week one. instead of relaxing on a beach somewhere, i am actively funding someone else's vacation dream...
just saw that Celta de Vigo is facing Valencia, and now I can't stop imagining my bank account having an existential crisis. meanwhile, I sat in front of my laptop writing an email that I might never send, typing and deleting, thinking, “do I even have a goal? what’s my life? is my credit score judging me?” talk about a losing match between my self-worth and my life choices. #CeltaDeVigoValenciaCF #lifeisabattle
just saw that Celta de Vigo is facing Valencia, and now I can't stop imagining my bank account having an existential crisis. meanwhile, I sat in front of my laptop writing an email that I might never send, typing and deleting, thinking, “do I even have a goal? what’s my life? is my credit score judging me?” talk about a losing match between my self-worth and my life choices. #CeltaDeVigoValenciaCF #lifeisabattle
last night, i calculated how different my life would be if i had only chosen a different snack in middle school. like, what if i picked those gross-looking banana chips instead of nacho cheese Doritos? would i have ended up a HEALTHY GURU with my own cooking show? instead, here i am, a snack connoisseur with existential dread. maybe it all traces back to that fateful decision in the lunchroom. #Sn...