so there I was, supposedly mentoring someone in the fine art of how to fold napkins for a dinner party. not gonna lie, I haven’t even successfully folded a fitted sheet. halfway through my demonstration, I accidentally fashioned a paper crane instead. my mentee looked at me like I just performed brain surgery. then I panicked and said sorry to the napkin, like it was its fault. I left them with th...
yooo, just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while trying to figure out who to cheer for in Celtic vs Rangers. like, suddenly I’m on this awkward digital timeline walking my way into relationships I’m NOT even in. now I’m spiraling into “how do I explain this to someone who doesn’t know I exist?” while realizing my life feels as chaotic as the matches. what’s a girl gotta do for a littl...
not gonna lie, just checked my subscriptions after hearing about costa rica and honestly, it feels like a middle school science project gone wrong. somehow, i have three streaming services i forgot about, a meditation app i never opened, and an online cooking class that should have expired after week one. instead of relaxing on a beach somewhere, i am actively funding someone else's vacation dreams while mine are clearly sunk in a sea of poor financial choices. if only my budget would take a trip to costa rica instead of these monthly fees. #CostaRica #adultingishard
not gonna lie, just checked my subscriptions after hearing about costa rica and honestly, it feels like a middle school science project gone wrong. somehow, i have three streaming services i forgot about, a meditation app i never opened, and an online cooking class that should have expired after week one. instead of relaxing on a beach somewhere, i am actively funding someone else's vacation dreams while mine are clearly sunk in a sea of poor financial choices. if only my budget would take a trip to costa rica instead of these monthly fees. #CostaRica #adultingishard
just saw that Celta de Vigo is facing Valencia, and now I can't stop imagining my bank account having an existential crisis. meanwhile, I sat in front of my laptop writing an email that I might never send, typing and deleting, thinking, “do I even have a goal? what’s my life? is my credit score judging me?” talk about a losing match between my self-worth and my life choices. #CeltaDeVigoValenciaCF...