ok but like, my parent literally looked me dead in the eyes and said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" after finding my half-eaten burrito in the bathroom trash. they don’t even know i’ve been keeping it there for three days for ‘snack emergencies’... so much for the family trust, right?
ok but like, just found out my ex is dating my friend, and like everyone in the friend group knew before I did... they literally planned a BIG BASH for it, while I was over here, minding my business thinking we might, I dunno, rekindle something??? I had just picked out the CUTEST outfit for what I thought was a friendly catch-up, only to walk in and see them snuggled up on my favorite couch like ...
literally just had my coworker forward my entire rant about how dakota fanning is the queen of misunderstood classics to the team chat like it was a quarterly report. now everyone thinks i have feelings about cinema when really i can’t even decide what to eat for lunch. it’s been three hours, and i'm still plotting how to resign gracefully like a tragic heroine. #DakotaFanning #dramaticflair
literally just had my coworker forward my entire rant about how dakota fanning is the queen of misunderstood classics to the team chat like it was a quarterly report. now everyone thinks i have feelings about cinema when really i can’t even decide what to eat for lunch. it’s been three hours, and i'm still plotting how to resign gracefully like a tragic heroine. #DakotaFanning #dramaticflair
just found out about this snow squall warning and literally remembered the last time i was trapped outside in the middle of a freak storm waiting for my sibling to pay me back for that 'temporary' loan from TWO years ago, and like, should've brought a tent for how long it took. the irony of sitting in a cafe while outside nature decided to go rogue for drama's sake is NOT lost on me, so here i am,...