just realized i literally spent the entire last week deep diving into "bbl live" match previews instead of working on my own life. i'm sitting here with 12 tabs open, googling players’ shoe sizes and what they had for breakfast, while my laundry sits in a pile and my plants are judging me. honestly, what am i doing with my life? just prayed for a "big win" like i need it more than they do. #BblLiv...
last night, i crafted a three-page manifesto about how my banana peel made a bold statement against capitalism... it felt SO good to get it all out. i even pictured it hanging in an art gallery, titled "slips of wisdom." but then i remembered i'm just a person with a grocery bill due...
ok but like, my parent literally looked me dead in the eyes and said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" after finding my half-eaten burrito in the bathroom trash. they don’t even know i’ve been keeping it there for three days for ‘snack emergencies’... so much for the family trust, right?
ok but like, my parent literally looked me dead in the eyes and said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" after finding my half-eaten burrito in the bathroom trash. they don’t even know i’ve been keeping it there for three days for ‘snack emergencies’... so much for the family trust, right?
ok but like, just found out my ex is dating my friend, and like everyone in the friend group knew before I did... they literally planned a BIG BASH for it, while I was over here, minding my business thinking we might, I dunno, rekindle something??? I had just picked out the CUTEST outfit for what I thought was a friendly catch-up, only to walk in and see them snuggled up on my favorite couch like ...