last night, I ran into someone I grew up with. they just completely ignored me like I was the Flyers in a Rangers game—nonexistent. I know they remember me. we were best friends in the fourth grade, and now it feels like I'm one of those side characters in their life—plot twist: I was the main character in my head. #RangersVsFlyers #awkwarage
the way that i just remembered i was supposed to switch out my shower curtain weeks ago, and now it looks like a sad horror movie set. there’s so much mildew that i feel like i should call a health inspector instead of just buying a new one. just casually avoiding this task like it's a funeral invitation. honestly, how do i forget something so simple? now i need a full on cleanse for my bathroom a...
bruh, just found myself daydreaming about Seton Hall basketball while standing in line at the grocery store, like do I really want to imagine sharing nachos with someone who probably doesn’t even remember my name, or that one time I mispronounced "butler" as "butt-lur," - anyway, while everyone else is trying to figure out what's for dinner, I’m over here plotting a hypothetical cheering squad that includes my imaginary crush - who, spoiler alert, is still definitely NOT into me. #SetonHallBasketball #CrushConfessions
bruh, just found myself daydreaming about Seton Hall basketball while standing in line at the grocery store, like do I really want to imagine sharing nachos with someone who probably doesn’t even remember my name, or that one time I mispronounced "butler" as "butt-lur," - anyway, while everyone else is trying to figure out what's for dinner, I’m over here plotting a hypothetical cheering squad that includes my imaginary crush - who, spoiler alert, is still definitely NOT into me. #SetonHallBasketball #CrushConfessions
if you feel like you are walking through a dark tunnel, just remember that every tunnel eventually leads to light. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter