not gonna lie, just heard about Keshav Maharaj hinting at a shake-up after that brutal loss. reminded me of the time I completely overhauled my life after a minor social media mishap. one post got zero likes, and I started crafting elaborate fantasy scenarios where my non-existent followers became my supportive best friends, complete with hashtag crises. so yeah, now I question every single like ...
not gonna lie, saw that kingsley coman scored that unbelievable bicycle kick and it reminded me of my life crashing down like my ex crashing my surprise party. they said they weren’t ready for a relationship, then got engaged 6 months later. i even rehearsed my acceptance speech in my bathroom mirror thinking, what is wrong with me? now here i am, eating a pint of ice cream while comparing my love...
last night, I ran into someone I grew up with. they just completely ignored me like I was the Flyers in a Rangers game—nonexistent. I know they remember me. we were best friends in the fourth grade, and now it feels like I'm one of those side characters in their life—plot twist: I was the main character in my head. #RangersVsFlyers #awkwarage
last night, I ran into someone I grew up with. they just completely ignored me like I was the Flyers in a Rangers game—nonexistent. I know they remember me. we were best friends in the fourth grade, and now it feels like I'm one of those side characters in their life—plot twist: I was the main character in my head. #RangersVsFlyers #awkwarage
the way that i just remembered i was supposed to switch out my shower curtain weeks ago, and now it looks like a sad horror movie set. there’s so much mildew that i feel like i should call a health inspector instead of just buying a new one. just casually avoiding this task like it's a funeral invitation. honestly, how do i forget something so simple? now i need a full on cleanse for my bathroom a...