the way that i accidentally revealed my detailed morning routine to a complete stranger in line for tea is too much. i casually mentioned my ritual of singing the same Disney song while making my bed. they looked at me like i was a wild animal. now i’m never showing my face there again, just to protect my dignity.
just checked my spotify wrapped and realized my entire personality is a mix of crying to acoustic love songs, power ballads about heartbreak, and that one random artist who makes music that sounds like a Victorian ghost crying in the rain - honestly, WHO AM I? my friends thought they were getting a cool friend who liked to party, but apparently they have a sobbing recluse who secretly plays ukulel...
yooo, just saw the person who said they needed space post a picture with their new cactus. like, they needed space from me to take care of a PLANT? bruh, am i over here plotting our future dates and they are out here making a whole new life with thorns? I'm manifesting them back in three years, when that cactus gets too much responsibility and they realize I was the best decision all along.
yooo, just saw the person who said they needed space post a picture with their new cactus. like, they needed space from me to take care of a PLANT? bruh, am i over here plotting our future dates and they are out here making a whole new life with thorns? I'm manifesting them back in three years, when that cactus gets too much responsibility and they realize I was the best decision all along.
not gonna lie, just found out that the same person I defended to everyone as my "loyal confidant" was telling people my grocery habits behind my back. yes, my GROCERY habits. I mean, how dare they criticize my twice-a-week broccoli purchase like I’m not trying to eat healthy? I even go to a special organic store! why do I even bother? next time I’ll just be a complete savage and buy all the unheal...