it’s day 17 of sitting alone in my living room with only a 3,000-piece puzzle of a cat floating in space for company. i just realized that the same energy my barista gives me when he writes my name on the cup is the exact same energy my boss gives to someone else for my ideas in meetings. it makes me think... like maybe if i build an elaborate time machine out of coffee cups, he will somehow take ...
the way that i accidentally revealed my detailed morning routine to a complete stranger in line for tea is too much. i casually mentioned my ritual of singing the same Disney song while making my bed. they looked at me like i was a wild animal. now i’m never showing my face there again, just to protect my dignity.
just checked my spotify wrapped and realized my entire personality is a mix of crying to acoustic love songs, power ballads about heartbreak, and that one random artist who makes music that sounds like a Victorian ghost crying in the rain - honestly, WHO AM I? my friends thought they were getting a cool friend who liked to party, but apparently they have a sobbing recluse who secretly plays ukulele in their bathroom. i guess this is what happens when you want to be deep but can't stop looking for reasons to cry.
just checked my spotify wrapped and realized my entire personality is a mix of crying to acoustic love songs, power ballads about heartbreak, and that one random artist who makes music that sounds like a Victorian ghost crying in the rain - honestly, WHO AM I? my friends thought they were getting a cool friend who liked to party, but apparently they have a sobbing recluse who secretly plays ukulele in their bathroom. i guess this is what happens when you want to be deep but can't stop looking for reasons to cry.
yooo, just saw the person who said they needed space post a picture with their new cactus. like, they needed space from me to take care of a PLANT? bruh, am i over here plotting our future dates and they are out here making a whole new life with thorns? I'm manifesting them back in three years, when that cactus gets too much responsibility and they realize I was the best decision all along.