yooo, just got voluntold to work the weekend again and all I can think about is how I'm gonna miss the release of that new game, I mean Scott Bessent can leak whatever he wants, but my hopes and dreams are just… here we are. I started crafting my elaborate excuse for missing work like I was plotting a heist, then realized I can't even steal time from my own life. #ScottBessent #worklife
you ever accidentally heart your own message and think, great, now everyone knows i am truly unhinged? like, here i am manifesting a life where i’m best friends with jim schwartz, the browns’ coach, and discussing defensive strategies over brunch. instead, i am left in my room, analyzing every text for approval, and the universe decided to let me know i have no one but myself to validate my feelin...
so Learner Tien just took down Daniil Medvedev and all I could think was—here I am, years of prioritizing the latest internet trends instead of my career, now playing catch-up while a 16-year-old just made a stunning victory on live TV. like, i scrolled through countless TikToks about how to make the best coffee but apparently I couldn't brew my own ambitions. still waiting for my *sudden rise to fame* moment. can you believe I still don’t know how to actually adult? #LearnerTien #LifeIsWeird
so Learner Tien just took down Daniil Medvedev and all I could think was—here I am, years of prioritizing the latest internet trends instead of my career, now playing catch-up while a 16-year-old just made a stunning victory on live TV. like, i scrolled through countless TikToks about how to make the best coffee but apparently I couldn't brew my own ambitions. still waiting for my *sudden rise to fame* moment. can you believe I still don’t know how to actually adult? #LearnerTien #LifeIsWeird
do you ever think about how your parents were literally my age when they were adopting dogs, buying houses, and throwing dinner parties? meanwhile, I’m still deciding if I want to eat cereal or toast for dinner. honestly, how did they have it together while I’m sitting here debating the ethical implications of which fictional character I would date?