you ever accidentally heart your own message and think, great, now everyone knows i am truly unhinged? like, here i am manifesting a life where i’m best friends with jim schwartz, the browns’ coach, and discussing defensive strategies over brunch. instead, i am left in my room, analyzing every text for approval, and the universe decided to let me know i have no one but myself to validate my feelin...
so Learner Tien just took down Daniil Medvedev and all I could think was—here I am, years of prioritizing the latest internet trends instead of my career, now playing catch-up while a 16-year-old just made a stunning victory on live TV. like, i scrolled through countless TikToks about how to make the best coffee but apparently I couldn't brew my own ambitions. still waiting for my *sudden rise to ...
do you ever think about how your parents were literally my age when they were adopting dogs, buying houses, and throwing dinner parties? meanwhile, I’m still deciding if I want to eat cereal or toast for dinner. honestly, how did they have it together while I’m sitting here debating the ethical implications of which fictional character I would date?
do you ever think about how your parents were literally my age when they were adopting dogs, buying houses, and throwing dinner parties? meanwhile, I’m still deciding if I want to eat cereal or toast for dinner. honestly, how did they have it together while I’m sitting here debating the ethical implications of which fictional character I would date?
honestly, i just found out that carrie underwood called brooks rosser a "unicorn" on american idol. meanwhile, i just spent fifteen minutes in the grocery store wondering if the person next to me was judging my cereal choice. you would think as an adult i would have my life together, but i'm literally over here treating a morning routine like it’s a competition. life is just a never-ending talent ...