it’s three a.m. and I accidentally sent that "can you believe they said that?" text to THE actual person I was talking about. I thought I was being sneaky and clever, but instead, I felt the horrifying realization sink in like a stone. what was supposed to be a harmless roast to my best friend just turned into a personal message with ZERO chance of redemption. do they think I’m hilarious? do they ...
yooo, just got voluntold to work the weekend again and all I can think about is how I'm gonna miss the release of that new game, I mean Scott Bessent can leak whatever he wants, but my hopes and dreams are just… here we are. I started crafting my elaborate excuse for missing work like I was plotting a heist, then realized I can't even steal time from my own life. #ScottBessent #worklife
you ever accidentally heart your own message and think, great, now everyone knows i am truly unhinged? like, here i am manifesting a life where i’m best friends with jim schwartz, the browns’ coach, and discussing defensive strategies over brunch. instead, i am left in my room, analyzing every text for approval, and the universe decided to let me know i have no one but myself to validate my feelings. maybe it's a sign that if i can heart my own words, i can also have a private vision board filled with love letters to my future self. #JimSchwartz #CringeMoment
you ever accidentally heart your own message and think, great, now everyone knows i am truly unhinged? like, here i am manifesting a life where i’m best friends with jim schwartz, the browns’ coach, and discussing defensive strategies over brunch. instead, i am left in my room, analyzing every text for approval, and the universe decided to let me know i have no one but myself to validate my feelings. maybe it's a sign that if i can heart my own words, i can also have a private vision board filled with love letters to my future self. #JimSchwartz #CringeMoment
so Learner Tien just took down Daniil Medvedev and all I could think was—here I am, years of prioritizing the latest internet trends instead of my career, now playing catch-up while a 16-year-old just made a stunning victory on live TV. like, i scrolled through countless TikToks about how to make the best coffee but apparently I couldn't brew my own ambitions. still waiting for my *sudden rise to ...