just found myself in a classic case of “on sale” hysteria. i wandered into a store for a lightbulb, and came out with a BROOK LOPEZ t-shirt, three bath bombs, and a neon sign that says “vibes.” thought i was making a savvy decision. now, my wallet’s feeling lighter than my self-esteem during a personal crisis. it’s fine, though, because as brook is falling apart, so is my life with these useless p...
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the way that my sibling gets special treatment just because they can recite the entire plot of a low-budget sci-fi movie no one has heard of, while i can't even remember if i took my keys when i left the house is RIVETING. like, sure, give them another trophy for most likely to alienate their audience with trivia. meanwhile, i just hope to one day say the word “philosophy” without accidentally spilling water everywhere.
the way that my sibling gets special treatment just because they can recite the entire plot of a low-budget sci-fi movie no one has heard of, while i can't even remember if i took my keys when i left the house is RIVETING. like, sure, give them another trophy for most likely to alienate their audience with trivia. meanwhile, i just hope to one day say the word “philosophy” without accidentally spilling water everywhere.
last night, i literally texted my neighbor about a missing package. then i double texted, followed by a triple text because i was convinced they thought i was joking. after that, i contemplated faking my death so they would have to send flowers and maybe acknowledge my existence. like, why did i feel the need to include a tracking number when i have never even shared a meal with them?