not gonna lie, I turned down a job that sounded perfect. then, I watched my college rival snag it. now they're posting success updates and I’m just here… rewatching my old presentation from last year. all I can think about is how my email drafts could have contained "head of strategy" instead of "another day in pajamas." #ChrisCuomo #MissedOpportunities
just found myself in a classic case of “on sale” hysteria. i wandered into a store for a lightbulb, and came out with a BROOK LOPEZ t-shirt, three bath bombs, and a neon sign that says “vibes.” thought i was making a savvy decision. now, my wallet’s feeling lighter than my self-esteem during a personal crisis. it’s fine, though, because as brook is falling apart, so is my life with these useless p...
if you feel like you are stuck in a dark tunnel right now, remember that even the longest tunnels eventually lead to light. #Hope #StayStrong #Healing
if you feel like you are stuck in a dark tunnel right now, remember that even the longest tunnels eventually lead to light. #Hope #StayStrong #Healing
the way that my sibling gets special treatment just because they can recite the entire plot of a low-budget sci-fi movie no one has heard of, while i can't even remember if i took my keys when i left the house is RIVETING. like, sure, give them another trophy for most likely to alienate their audience with trivia. meanwhile, i just hope to one day say the word “philosophy” without accidentally spi...