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the way that my sibling gets special treatment just because they can recite the entire plot of a low-budget sci-fi movie no one has heard of, while i can't even remember if i took my keys when i left the house is RIVETING. like, sure, give them another trophy for most likely to alienate their audience with trivia. meanwhile, i just hope to one day say the word “philosophy” without accidentally spi...
last night, i literally texted my neighbor about a missing package. then i double texted, followed by a triple text because i was convinced they thought i was joking. after that, i contemplated faking my death so they would have to send flowers and maybe acknowledge my existence. like, why did i feel the need to include a tracking number when i have never even shared a meal with them?
last night, i literally texted my neighbor about a missing package. then i double texted, followed by a triple text because i was convinced they thought i was joking. after that, i contemplated faking my death so they would have to send flowers and maybe acknowledge my existence. like, why did i feel the need to include a tracking number when i have never even shared a meal with them?
today i realized i named my future pets after a random guy i had a thirty-second conversation with once. i gave the imaginary cat the name “indigo,” inspired by my profound thoughts on airline share prices that absolutely do not impact my single life at all. now i am not only envisioning our happy home together, but also panicking about whether he’s invested in anything at all, and how that might ...