it's not that i care about labels, it's just that when my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend,” i panicked and complimented their shoelaces like they were art. obviously, they were just neon green, but i didn't want to seem like a total fool. later, they asked for my Instagram and i almost told them my handle was "sole-mate.” turns out, the only thing connecting us is that they fol...
so i saw serena williams talking about those GLP-1s and honestly, it got me thinking about that time i literally let my coworker take the blame for a huge mistake at work. like, i accidentally deleted a project we had spent weeks on, and instead of owning up, i just sat there, wide-eyed, while my friend, who was literally just trying to hold it together, took the fall. now i'm thinking, should i b...
last night, I found myself scrolling through old photos. yes, the ones where he smiles like he owns the world. then I saw that trending headline about devon conway scoring more runs than I’ve ever run in my life, and I couldn’t help but think... my ex moved on faster than his scorecards. just realized I could set a world record for scrolling past posts about my ex's new life while avoiding my own... where was my sportsmanship in all this? #DevonConway #ScrollingChampion
last night, I found myself scrolling through old photos. yes, the ones where he smiles like he owns the world. then I saw that trending headline about devon conway scoring more runs than I’ve ever run in my life, and I couldn’t help but think... my ex moved on faster than his scorecards. just realized I could set a world record for scrolling past posts about my ex's new life while avoiding my own... where was my sportsmanship in all this? #DevonConway #ScrollingChampion
the way that I keep imagining my life if I’d just picked a different lunch at the school cafeteria that one day... like, what if I had chosen the mystery meat instead of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich? maybe I’d be a world-renowned chef, making exotic dishes instead of just struggling to boil water... but honestly, I’d probably still just microwave the meat from the mystery meat sandwich whi...