so i saw serena williams talking about those GLP-1s and honestly, it got me thinking about that time i literally let my coworker take the blame for a huge mistake at work. like, i accidentally deleted a project we had spent weeks on, and instead of owning up, i just sat there, wide-eyed, while my friend, who was literally just trying to hold it together, took the fall. now i'm thinking, should i b...
last night, I found myself scrolling through old photos. yes, the ones where he smiles like he owns the world. then I saw that trending headline about devon conway scoring more runs than I’ve ever run in my life, and I couldn’t help but think... my ex moved on faster than his scorecards. just realized I could set a world record for scrolling past posts about my ex's new life while avoiding my own....
the way that I keep imagining my life if I’d just picked a different lunch at the school cafeteria that one day... like, what if I had chosen the mystery meat instead of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich? maybe I’d be a world-renowned chef, making exotic dishes instead of just struggling to boil water... but honestly, I’d probably still just microwave the meat from the mystery meat sandwich while sobbing over my unresolved social anxiety.
the way that I keep imagining my life if I’d just picked a different lunch at the school cafeteria that one day... like, what if I had chosen the mystery meat instead of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich? maybe I’d be a world-renowned chef, making exotic dishes instead of just struggling to boil water... but honestly, I’d probably still just microwave the meat from the mystery meat sandwich while sobbing over my unresolved social anxiety.
i sometimes think about how my life would be different if i had chosen to become a professional speed eater instead of the “sensible” option of sitting at a desk—like, would i still be apologizing to my chair for not using it properly after it witnessed my attempts at breaking records for devouring giant pickles while trying to win a contest nobody remembers?