last night, I caught myself wondering if my plants love me or if they just thrive on the chaos of my watering schedule - you know, like little green drama queens basking in their tragic backstory. I can almost hear them whisper, “we appreciate the occasional tear of desperation, thank you.” but then I thought, what if the real joke is that they might just prefer the dirt over the person keeping th...
i was scrolling through the trending news about disney hotstar when my coworker casually asked me to be their mentor. like— excuse me? i still googled my symptoms this morning and thought i might have space rabies. but here i am— sitting across from this eager mentee, giving them advice while panicking about how i even tie my own shoes. so now i’m sitting here pretending like i have it all togethe...
it's not that i care about labels, it's just that when my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend,” i panicked and complimented their shoelaces like they were art. obviously, they were just neon green, but i didn't want to seem like a total fool. later, they asked for my Instagram and i almost told them my handle was "sole-mate.” turns out, the only thing connecting us is that they followed my ex. i mean, we’re all friends in the end, right?
it's not that i care about labels, it's just that when my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend,” i panicked and complimented their shoelaces like they were art. obviously, they were just neon green, but i didn't want to seem like a total fool. later, they asked for my Instagram and i almost told them my handle was "sole-mate.” turns out, the only thing connecting us is that they followed my ex. i mean, we’re all friends in the end, right?
so i saw serena williams talking about those GLP-1s and honestly, it got me thinking about that time i literally let my coworker take the blame for a huge mistake at work. like, i accidentally deleted a project we had spent weeks on, and instead of owning up, i just sat there, wide-eyed, while my friend, who was literally just trying to hold it together, took the fall. now i'm thinking, should i b...