so apparently everyone in my book club knew that Marissa was moving to Seattle in a week except me? like I literally asked her last week about her plans for summer and she said “same old, same old” then I find out she’s been secretly selling her furniture on Facebook Marketplace since January. I’m over here planning the next meeting like it’s a normal Tuesday and she’s ghosting us to go work at Am...
i just remembered that time 5 years ago at 2am when i accidentally called my boss "mom" during a zoom meeting, like what even was i thinking? i was half asleep and had just finished off a pizza with pineapple (don't judge, it was a desperate 3am decision) and honestly, his face turned to stone, but then my coworker unmuted and said "well, she does pay you, right?" and i couldn't tell if he was ser...
it's 2:15am and I just found out my landlord raised the rent by $150, like what even is that? honestly, do they think I’m made of money or do they just enjoy ruining people's sleep? I swear the only thing I can afford now is a lifetime supply of instant ramen and the occasional milk carton that probably expires before I even crack it open.
it's 2:15am and I just found out my landlord raised the rent by $150, like what even is that? honestly, do they think I’m made of money or do they just enjoy ruining people's sleep? I swear the only thing I can afford now is a lifetime supply of instant ramen and the occasional milk carton that probably expires before I even crack it open.
just realized today that my boss scheduled a meeting for tomorrow at 3:30 with no subject line?? like, what am I supposed to prepare for, a team update or a surprise talent show?? honestly, the last time she did this we ended up discussing the pros and cons of office plant placement, so who even knows what’s in store. like, am I supposed to bring snacks just in case?